Let The Joyous News Be Spread....

.... yes, yes, the wicked old witch at last is dead.  Yes we know all that.  But no.  The car.  THE CAR. The car is in Manchester. This very afternoon Denise and I are going to see it and touch it and caress it and do other, more secret, things to it too probably.  And then I will be able to pick it up tomorrow and drive it to Swansea. Yes. The open road.  The open road calls to me with its siren song: drive me, scuff me with your brakes, churn me up with your acceleration. That's what it calls.... And who am I to deny the siren song?  So a- driving, a-scuffing and a-churning I will go. Ho ho.

I am soooooooooooo excited.  You would not believe.  J x