Wednesday, March 29, 2006

A Little Later...

Have just spoken to HNSU (at 15.30) and they still don't know when they'll want me in. We've left it that they'll phone me should anyone manage to locate a bed without someone already in it... Forgot to mention earlier that I was also swabbed for MRSA. They took swabs from my nose and my groin. Why these are the 2 most common sites for MRSA and how it transfers between each of them wasn't explained... J x

2 comments:

Katrina said...

How Many Teeth......?
Good news Jonathon, I happen to now that you CAN get away with not having many back teeth.
How do I know? Well I spent a great deal of time last year having quite rude sex with a lovely chap who became affectionatley known as Monkey (long story....another time maybe). Anyhow, Monkey had to have about 8 or 9 teeth removed (I think due to a childhood aversion to fluoride) and it didn't take long for him to adjust. As an enthusiastic carnivore he was mighty relieved to find that he could still hunker down on steaks, ribs, chops etc....
I can also confirm that it in no way diminished his kissing skills, nor (ahem) his oral sex skills!
Have I gone too far? Would you expect anything less from me?!
Big love
Katrina

newcastlewench said...

O Great and Lordly One - rest assured that teeth are overrated. You must have noticed my tombstone smile (which merely adds to my girlish charm) ? It's worse at the back of my mouth, due to some dental-butchering back in the seventies, & there is only one place where my teeth actually meet, but I still manage to get thru the pork scratchings quite happily. So there you go.
Cheekbones are a definite plus. So when some hottie of a porter gives you the eye, remember to be choosy as the cheekbones will entrap at least an anaesthetist so you dont want to settle too soon.
xxxxx