Saturday, August 31, 2013

Twitter Genius Conversation

In China, M Night Shyamalan's The Sixth Sense was retitled He's A Ghost. YES GOOD WORK, CHINA.

WOW. Is the empire strikes back called "Darth Vader is one hand Lukes father"?

Usual Suspects is called IT WAS KEVIN SPACEY ALL ALONG

Feel free to add your own hilarious genius suggestions in comments (this means you Fig). My contributions are: 

Terminator II: This Time He's The Good Guy. 

Prometheus: It's Really Rubbish, Don't Go. 

Sharknado - actually there isn't anything more descriptive than that.... :-) 

Oh I'm clutching my stomach with laughter... J x

3 comments:

fig said...

Chinese Titles...

'The Prestige' The Science of Duplication

'The Others' They Are Ghosts

'Psycho' - 'Son Dresses As Dead Mother'

'Beaches' - Her Best Friend Dies

'Jaws' - The One With A Great Big Shark

'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind' - Oh Look, Aliens

vofjohanna1962 said...

More Chinese Titles;- (you might need to read them in a Chinese voice)

'Ghost' Snotty Lady, She Cry Alot'

'The Hobbit' Long Journey, Hairy Feet

'Gone With the Wind' Funny Lady, She Make Dress from Curtain

'All About Eve' Wicked Lady Stab Lady Who Drinks Vodka Martinis in The Back

'The Lady Vanishes' The Lady, She Not Here

'The Orient Express' The Chinese Takeaway

'Blair Witch Project' There's something in the Woods

'Grease' Boy Gets Good Girl to be Bad Girl

Jonathan said...

So my favourites so far are:Beaches and All About Eve. And as it happens, I love both those films....