Straight White Male...

... is a new book by John Niven. You can read the first chapter (for free) here - http://www.windmill-books.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/SWM-C1.pdf. But please don't read if offended by sweary language. The phrase that caught my eye though was this :

"...the concept of double Martinis" 

Am thinking I need to buy the book. Always willing to support authors who come up with new ideas. Am also thinking I need a bigger glass... J x