Now Watching...

... Under The Dome on Channel 5 (I know, Channel 5!). As far as I can tell, this big force field thing has turned up out of nowhere and sealed off Nowheresville, USA from the rest of the country.  Why?  I've no fucking idea.  And if it wasn't for the rather cute guy with the attractive bruising I wouldn't be watching as much as I have. And the whole thing is sponsored by a chocolate biscuit.  And not even a British chocolate biscuit. But one of the strange European ones.  OMG, cute bruised guy's name is Barbie. Is this for real? OMG masculine black lesbian with big gold hoop earrings.  I may be hooked already.... Ginger girl - daughter of lesbians - is now having a fit. But frankly, so would I. Will they run out of air? No-ones talking about that yet.  Bet they haven't thought about it. Oh good, the army's turned up. In strange foil suits. I'm thinking aliens.... Goldfish? WTF?  I need to break off now for a while whilst the excitement mounts. I'll report back soon. I promise.  J x