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Sunday, April 23, 2006
Scatalogical Musings
First firm stool passed this morning. Hurrah. Feeling a little down though. No particular reason except that its the weekend again and so very little is happening. J x
Inspired by that toad remark, the Wench dons her jesters outfit and picks up her bladder on a stick (eww) and offers the following tastefully packaged packets of cheese:
The sequel to the Da Vinci Code is out, it's called "I know what you did Last Supper"
My m8 has bird flu. He knows it's bird flu, because suddenly he's talking cr*p and he can't park.
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? A: Depends how thinly you slice them
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fish
I sniggered - nay, chortled - this week at a joke about 3 potatoes being sent out to marry, but it's too long to type and has a phonetic punchline so not so hot in print, and a different one about a fancy dress party which relies on very bad language and I'm not that sort of wench. Hey nonny nonny.
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O Great One
Inspired by that toad remark, the Wench dons her jesters outfit and picks up her bladder on a stick (eww) and offers the following tastefully packaged packets of cheese:
The sequel to the Da Vinci Code is out, it's called "I know what you did Last Supper"
My m8 has bird flu. He knows it's bird flu, because suddenly he's talking cr*p and he can't park.
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: Depends how thinly you slice them
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fish
I sniggered - nay, chortled - this week at a joke about 3 potatoes being sent out to marry, but it's too long to type and has a phonetic punchline so not so hot in print, and a different one about a fancy dress party which relies on very bad language and I'm not that sort of wench.
Hey nonny nonny.
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