My mother and I have just successfully managed to change the dressing on my arm. We're so clever.
Dr Who a little disappointing. SJS was a nice idea but the plot wasn't really up to scratch. I notice it didn't seem to be by Russell T tonight. I thought he'd written them all? I'll allow the geeks to put me right on that one....
I would like to say a public thank you for the aloe vera plant. J x
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RTD didn't write all of the last series, and he isn't writing all of this one. But at least he's keeping a tight avuncular (if a tad adenoidal) grip on it all.
And Anthony Head !!! Well I wouldn't crawl over HIM to get to a walnut whip... there were hints dropped that he's survived being sprayed with school dinner gunk and will appear again as the Doctor's nemesis, the new Master - who, as we all know, was most sinister when played by Roger Delgado but I may make an exception for the ex-buffyite, especially if mmgh fhllwwhegh mmmngggfmmm (words suddenly muffled as anorak mutates and stifles the tedious rambling)
Welcome home Johnathan....
Hope you don't hurt yourself too much laughing at this joke.....heard it recently and couldn't resist sending it to you...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
Love Dulcie
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Well then since we have started on the revenue theme........
A man was called to explain his accounts to the Inland Revenue so he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper." Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."
Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.
The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the Inland Revenue?"
"No matter what you wear, you are going to get f****d." replied the rabbi.
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Two budgies on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "can you smell fish?".
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