Christmas Twitter

Twas the Saturday before Christmas and all through the town people were using the phrase "it's Christmas!" to justify their awful behaviour.

I would kill for a couple of days off with my family. Unfortunately, I've got 3 weeks.

Last minute Christmas shopping not going well. I just can't seem to get ANYTHING with this arcade crane grab machine.

"But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..."

Now Genghis, what do I always say?

*Sighs*

"I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"

Not really Xmas that last one but it made me laugh..... J x