Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Cruising Twitter Whilst Cringing at CMS

So will share some stuff with you....

Again....

* To boost morale amongst those out of work, Jobcentres should have Unemployee Of The Month.

* I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks "How are you?"  Not good, Maria. Clearly.

* Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 1,846 times and you're the guy sending out emails telling me there are hot girls in my area right now.

* I think things are about to kick off. This guy's really been sizing me up for the last hour. *stares at tailor*

I thank you.  That's all. For now.  J x

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